*looks at my selfies* *looks at videos of myself* *looks in the mirror* so what is the truth
*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao
Me:*rehearses confrontation in the shower for 20 minutes*
Me:*pumps self up walking up to person*
Me:hey u know what I got something to say
Me:*stomach lurches and starts to cry*
Me:never mind have a good day bye